Ugandans roast Ethics Minister Simon Lokodo over proposed buying of Shs 2.6bn porn detector machine

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Fr Simon Lokodo wants to buy a Shs 2.6bn Porn detector machine

Elite Ugandans especially those on social media had no kind words for Uganda’s Minister of Ethics Father Simon Lokodo over proposal to buy $772K (UGX 2.6bn) porn detector machine. After the news of the impending buying of the machine was published in today’s New Vision quoting the Minister, most Ugandans were quick to roast him on social media asking if Uganda really needs a porn detector machine.

Fr Simon Lokodo wants to buy a Shs 2.6bn Porn detector machine
Fr Simon Lokodo wants to buy a Shs 2.6bn Porn detector machine

Angry Ugandans said there are many sectors that need such money but not wasting it. Others had no kind words for him. Below are some of the posts;

Patrick Idringi Salvado: This Lukodo man is just a d***ck.. I’m sorry to say, with all the different sectors that need money to help citizens have a better living like Heath and Education, the man Opts to suggest to government to buy a 2bn shilling Porn detecting machine … Like how on earth is this man’s reasoning…. I just thank God he is not from Westnile… Westnilers have a right to Cane anyone who tarnished the regions name with such stupidity.. Right now we would have summoned him to the region and given him a proper embarrassing public caning session for a week. This is just too annoying.

St. Muhereza Kyamutetera: Do we really need the Porno Detecting Machine? Why not hire some ninjas like Wolf Dick Kasepiki Dibo Kataala Brown Bwana Matata Odinga Komora William Baryevuga Fal Kay to do the job? Better still, now that electioneering is over, we can turn the entire Crime Preventers Brigade into FBI (Female Body Inspectors). Those guys already displayed some nice skills at the Nambole Uganda-Burkina Fasso Match. In other news, if we ain’t seeing the porn, why do we need a machine to see it? Lance wanno

WB: Someone should tell government that porn doesn’t kill but hunger and diseases do!!!! So spending Shs 2.6bn to buy porn detector is a waste of money which can do better in service delivery…..

Ben B: After 20yrs, the only radiotherapy machine at Ug cancer institute is down. It costs Shs200m but this poor priest (himself a porn-star) wants to buy a porn what?…..at Shs2bn, next financial year, i can assure u Lokodo is going to buy a mini-skirt detector at Shs5bn!

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