When I saw that former model Doreen Kabareebe was looking so damn hot in her bikini, I admit, my first thought was, where the heck is Asma Uwase? My understanding of global geography being based entirely on a Risk board map, I’ve missed a few things.
But once I spotted it on Google Earth, I plugged the coordinates into my invisible jet and took off for the swimming pool without delay. Surely Doreen would be as excited to see me as I her. Though that assumption has failed me on more than one occasion in the past. Ass out of me and you and all that.
Doreen really is quite the looker. And in that bikini, quite the booty and body exhibitionist. I give Doreen passing grades. When I arrive in my invisible jet, I’ll hand her her diploma. No, I don’t know why it’s pre-moistened. Just open it up. Enjoy.
